"Dirty Star Trek Limricks" Written by Caleb Hendricks

Just wrote some horribly dirty Star Trek Limericks.. I'll post them... but I'm making a point to mention that these are EXPLICIT and not for young ones or those easily offended.... everyone else.. enjoy ;)

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There once was an empath name Troi
Part Human and part Betazoid
One day she met me
My thoughts made her flee
I think she was just paranoid

There once was an android named Data
Who's cock was a giant vibrator
One night in the stars
He fucked Tasha Yar
Sick bay had to resuscitate her

There once was a Klingon named Worf
Who fell for a Romulan dwarf
She stood 3 foot 3
But his cock hit his knees
And she'd jockey like it was a horse

There once was a Vulcan named Spock
Who's logic had suffered a shock
When from his mindmeld
He found that he held
The ridges of Captain Kirks cock

There once was a doctor named Bones
Who valued his time all alone
Looked down with a wince
And said "DAMNIT JIM..
I'm a doctor.. I'm not a trombone"

Written by Caleb Hendricks
Posted on 01-16-13